Brudder #2

This kid's name is RAJ. Despite the Indian heritage which probably should have led to this christening, Raj got his name from the tragic story that is reality television. Upon watching an eccentric bow-tied ladies man on NBC's The Apprentice Mrs. Raja decided to immortalize the 15 minutes of fame he would sadly never see again in his own life. That act of charity aside, Raj is his own man. He's arguably the happiest creature on earth. The picture you're witnessing right now is how he looks all the time - like some kind of deranged kewpie doll. We're having a team of medical professionals look into it.