Nude Dude

They Really Do Like the Wrapping Paper Better

Merry Christmas!

Note the obligatory feigned smiles in order to appease the camera before opening their presents.

Future Bouncers of America

He may steal your heart, but you'll probably be bruised in the process. He's a brute, this one.

Wild Waters!

 

 

He was a little sick but jolly (if you couldn't tell). 

THe big TWO!

Here are some more pic's on Sammy's birthday party. 

 

 

A white Christmas?

The one time it snowed and stayed this winter Maddy and Daddy made their first snowman. 

Play it again, Sam(eer)

Yes, we actually purchased these for Sam's birthday. Needless to say somehow they've disappeared! I suspect Sharad may have deposited them in the garbage disposal.

Little Sameer's Birthday Party

The Mexican Eye-Gouge

It's a painful move, passed down from generations of Mexican wrestlers. Believe it or not Maddy is laughing!

Maddy and Sammy!!!

 

Your loan has been approved!

Congrats!

Sharad looks a bit tipsy here - Maddy seems to like him better that way.

Brudder #2

This kid's name is RAJ. Despite the Indian heritage which probably should have led to this christening, Raj got his name from the tragic story that is reality television. Upon watching an eccentric bow-tied ladies man on NBC's The Apprentice Mrs. Raja decided to immortalize the 15 minutes of fame he would sadly never see again in his own life. That act of charity aside, Raj is his own man. He's arguably the happiest creature on earth. The picture you're witnessing right now is how he looks all the time - like some kind of deranged kewpie doll. We're having a team of medical professionals look into it.

Brudder #1

This is Maddy's brudder SAMEER. We call him "Sam" so that when he's doing something insane to injure himself we can say, "Play it again, Sam". If you've taken the time to notice the mischevious look on his face, it's probably too late - your wallet's already gone. He doesn't try very hard to hide his impishness, however, because he's pretty sure he could take you in a fight. We've recently surmised that Sam must have attended the Samuel L. Jackson school of charm, since from time to time he'll look at his mom and grunt, "YOU FUNNY." Classic.

Meet Our Eldest . . .

That's not a condescending look she's giving you . . . she really does pity you. Madelyne is 4 years old and a natural born talker. If she had a cell phone she'd melt it. She's smart, cute, compassionate and loves her "brudders". Even though she's never been out of our small rural town, she's somehow managed to conglomerate several different accents into one stylish dialect of her own.